Personal thanks to madmonkey and DanTheMan827 and Team Shinkansen.

This stress reducing fix for screwed up Minis from old or improper Hakchi installs and of course
false positive conflicts!

If you flashed your system and you now get a black screen or it shuts down right away, read this!
So, you used Hakchi2.30, fucked your console, and now it just shuts down right away... and of course you want to fix it, right?

Well, depending on which system you have, you'll have to find one of these clean kernel backups from your favorite search engine 
(hint: search for the filename in quotes)

Super Nintendo / Super Famicom Classic

kernel-dp-shvc-release-v2.0.12-0-gbff4fb3.img

kernel-dp-shvc-release-v2.0.14-0-gd8b65c6.img

kernel-dp-sneseur-release-v2.0.13-0-g9dca6c5.img

kernel-dp-sneseur-release-v2.0.14-0-gd8b65c6.img

kernel-dp-sneseur-release-v2.0.7-0-geb2b275.img

kernel-dp-snesusa-release-v2.0.13-0-g9dca6c5.img

kernel-dp-snesusa-release-v2.0.14-0-gd8b65c6.img

kernel-dp-snesusa-release-v2.0.7-0-geb2b275.img

Famicom Classic

kernel-dp-hvc-release-v1.0.5-0-g2f04d11.img

NES Classic (2016 Release)

kernel-dp-nes-release-v1.0.2-0-g99e37e1.img

kernel-dp-nes-release-v1.0.3-0-gc4c703b.img

NES Classic (2018 Release)

kernel-dp-nes-release-v1.0.7-0-g4ea4041.img

Shonen Jump Special Edition Famicom Classic

kernel-dp-hvcj-release-v3.0.1-0-gad315e1.img

Then after you have the proper one for your system, you're going to need to download the latest release of Hakchi2 CE from the release page 
and extract it to a nice and clean folder.

Then you grab the unfuck hmod and install it like any other mod, but you'll need to do it through FEL mode (hold reset when 
powering on the system)

Enter FEL mode once again and select Kernel > Uninstall, this will prompt you for a clean kernel dump (see above).

hakchi should be removed from your system and it will start normally.

At this point, you can re-install hakchi using Hakchi2 CE and everything will work normally.